Will Victor Ever Homer?

Today is 5/23/08. It's the Friday before Memorial Day weekend. We've played long enough now that even puny slap hitters have at least got one dinger this year. Such peewee's as David Eckstein, Ramon Santiago, Erick Aybar, even Robert Andino (who's he?? He has 2!!) have gone yard so far with far fewer at bats than regular players. Now, you may ask, 'who cares?' 'What's your stupid point?' 'No one on this Earth cares about your lame stats.' Ok Ok, settle down. There is one team that may find this info relevant. The Swine Nine have on their roster arguably the best hitting catcher in baseball Post-Piazza. However, so far this year, Victor Martinez has a whopping ZERO home runs. None. Nada. Zilch. Even Travis Hafner has more! Swine, if you want, I'll give you Pierzynski back for him, since his lack of power would fit right in on my team.