Rumor Mill - 8/18/08 8:14AM

The word around the water cooler is that Snot on the Ball may be looking to acquire another SP now that Chris Young has found himself back on the disabled list and rumors are lingering that Joba Chamberlain may make his way back to the bullpen. Snot has apparently been attempting to convince a few of the, shall we say, more "weak minded" league owners that a combination of 7th, 8th and 9th round draft picks would be every bit as good as a 1st round pick. Little does Snot know that he possesses neither Jedi Mind Trick abilities nor an 8th round draft pick.