Snogs! Week 6 Review...

Well, Blog has apparently fallen asleep in some cave somewhere, so Snog! has decided to provide the masses with a review of sorts. Snog! will not cater to anyone, nor will Snog! worry about offending anyone. Snog! will, however, push his own agenda and you will sit there and take it!

Here you go. Week 6 in the California Penal League. You take it and like it!

SOTB humiliates RH 5-3-2

This is what Snog! has to say to all those who feel that Snot is somehow "Throwing" the season: "Then beat him already!". While those that lose to He-Who-Must-Make-A-Trade-Every-Week should be embarrassed by the ineptitude of their own teams, it is worth noting that SOTB has now won 50% of his weekly matchups. So stop whining.

Let's see. Snog! notices that SOTB won most of the offense and RH won some of the pitching. 2 victories!?! Neither team could get more than 2 victories!?! Way to build a staff there fellas. Rheal Cormier wasn't available?

Nice work by Justin Morneau, the most underrated player in fanasty baseball. David Wright seems to be making up for the lack of power by overcompensating on the basebaths. Juan Pierre... wow. Its must be sad to know that Juan Pierre contributed to beating your team. Miggy Cabrera had a decent weak as well.

Edwin Jackson (Snicker) and D-Lowe "carried" the pitching for both teams.


BH shocks JOBU 7-3

Wow. Snog! has little else to say but wow. Jobu has built a semi-juggernaut, what with his acquisition of adam lind and all, but he was not able to get past the number 10 seeded Greedos.

Damn man... Russell Branyon. Ryan Theriot. Jim Thome. Keep your head high Jobu. If you do everything you can to stop Kobe or Lebron and let the other guys beat ya, some times they're gonna do it... Snog! honestly didn't realize Branyan was still in the show. Adam Jones continues to make a case as the breakout player of the year (2-2-5-0-.571).

Jobu. Dude. a 10+ ERA? Raaaaannnnnnddddddyyyyy. Raaaaaannnnnndddddyyyy.


REGS does what he was suppose to do against KK 6-1-3

Heads up CPL. Regs is starting to wake up a little lately. Josh Hamilton, BJ Upton ('bout time), Nate McLouth and Ian "The best player in FLB" Kinsler all contributed to a rock solid offensive line for REGS (52-16-61-12-.302). In fairness, the fated lizards put a pretty potent line themselves (47-16-47-4-.310), but were unable to match up to one of the best fantasy pitching staffs the CPL has seen these many years.

Snog! thinks KK will begin selling pretty soon, and then will most likely start buying a little while after that, and then possibly try leasing a player or two buy the end of the summer. Ah, who is Snog! kidding here... trading is what makes FLB so much fun, and there ain't many guys more willing to trade you their best players than KK! You just keep doing what you're doing...


LEG juiced up BOYZ 5-3

In honor of the return of A-Roid, Snog! would like to offer a heart-felt and testy-shrinking congrats to LEG for his win over the BOYZ. The Like-A-Virgin-Loving 3B was able to "inject" life into the offense, knocking out a pair of dinky-dingers. Rodriguez should continue to "enhance" the LEG lineup for the forseeable future. Steroids.

Jimmy Rollins has finally decided to meet with A-Roid after work, and is starting to put up numbers fitting of a former MVP (8-1-4-3-.333). Brandon Inge continues to impress from the catchers slot, and 6-4-3 Drew was locked in (7-2-3-0-.350). John Lackey had a "INF" for his ERA, that always helps.

On the losing side, Lance Berkman, attempting to distinguish himself from David Ortiz, has finally starting posting some decent numbers, and recent pick-up Shin-Soo Gazuntight (is that a REALLY played out joke?) did his best to carry the offense (6-2-5-0-.438), but I guess his best wasn't good enough... you're singing now, aren't ya.


SWINE9 forecast a finals matchup with PAPI 6-3-1

Unless someone else figures stuff out in a hurry, this should be the matchup in the finals this season. S9 planned perfectly in 2008 and has been barreling through teams are a solid rate He's also done it all with little-to-no contribution from Grady Sizemore, Alex Rios orMatt Holliday. PAPI made the first BIG move of the season with his acquisition of Andre Ethier, Justin Upton and Nelson Cruz, and has positioned himself for a solid run atop the Can Division. If he would just pay the league deposit he may actually have a chance!

Adrian Gonzalez (5-6-7-0-.292) and Mauer Power (5-3-6-0-.348) led the charge for S9, with Kevin Slowey and Chad Billingsley doing their best Johan Santana impersenations. Johan pitched well himself.

On the other side of the diamond, Brad Hawpe (seriously) picked up his entire team, put them on his shoulders, and tried to carry them to victory (6-2-12-0-.476), while Doc Halladay continued to prove that he may be the best pitcher on the planet.

Both of these teams should continue to excite all season!

That's it for Snog! Please send all letters of complaint care of Blog!

Sing one for A-Roid!!! "When you call my name, its like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there..."